His fire burns through his veins and dances over his skin. It’s in his eyes and in his heart and in his lungs when he breathes. When he smiles, there is fire between his teeth. He lives and he loves and he leaves ashes in his wake.
Instead of the d can we call it the c because there’s a hard c and a soft c
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
it looks like the cover of the great gatsby
now it is the cover of the great gatsby
i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet
I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES
I have discovered that Jimmy Neutron’s hair fits almost perfectly onto Donkey Kong’s head.
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
Get the fuck out
He’s driving on three wheels ..
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time
"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
sometimes I think back to the interviews Christopher Eccleston did while he was the Doctor and how he talked about how great it was that the series was moving away from the sexism of previous series and then I look at the show now and I just feel so sad
Wait. Not sad. What’s the other thing?
E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.
I found this while going through my old dollhouse stuff. It reads, “hi, my name is nora and i am moving away from this dollhouse. I’m sick of writing in notebooks that i got from the black doll market and writing with a pen almost the size of me. I am planning on going to Minneapolis. All i have to do is mail myself there after i find out how and figure out what state Minneapolis is in.”